85 Catchy Phrases for an Online Audience

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Do not worry if you are nothing like a writing superstar. With very few exceptions, the online audience is not difficult to please.

Even with Google's recent change in ranking algorithms -- which is reportedly expected to affect how content farms will rank in search engines by factoring in the quality of content -- masses will continue to be hooked by an internet marketer's sales pitch. 

Nine times out of 10, most sales pitches work, because they feed on the human need to get more out of something. Even the simplest minded individually consumes online content with a purpose: to be entertained, to be informed, or to learn how to do something.

On this list, you will find 85 of the catchiest phrases online. Wooden  as they sound, these key phrases continue to be used by marketers all over the world. Do you use any of the following on your title?

1. (Source) says
2. Are you still
3. As seen
4. Breaking news
5. Break-through
6. Celebrity
7. Discover
8. Do you
9. Don’t buy another
10. Don’t read this
11. Don’t want you to know…
12. Easy
13. Everyone knows
14. Exclusive
15. Experience the
16. Explained
17. Exposed
18. Fact
19. Finally
20. Free
21. Giving
22. Guaranteed
23. Healthy
24. Help wanted
25. How I
26. How to
27. I dare you
28. I’m looking for
29. If you qualify
30. If you’re worried
31. If you… I’ll…
32. Imagine
33. Inside secrets
34. Instant
35. Introducing
36. Last chance
37. Limited
38. Low-cost
39. Magic
40. Make money
41. Metaphor
42. Mistake
43. Myths
44. Never seen before
45. New
46. Now you can
47. Once upon a time
48. Ordinary people
49. Pay close attention
50. Perfect
51. Proven
52. Reasons to
53. Remember
54. Revolutionary
55. Safe
56. Save money
57. Save time
58. Secrets of
59. Serious inquiries only
60. Simple
61. Special report
62. Step by step
63. Stop
64. Take advantage
65. Targeted
66. Tested
67. Testimonial
68. They laughed
69. Thousands have
70. Time-tested
71. Tired of
72. Top
73. Treat yourself
74. Truth about
75. Uncensored
76. Unlock
77. Urgent
78. Visual
79. Warning
80. Ways to
81. What if
82. Which of
83. You are about
84. You too can
85. You’re invited

We will discuss some common examples next time, but if you can't wait to find out how the phrases ought to be used and why they work most of the time on an online audience, then you can get the nitty-gritty of things from the Self-Employed Writer or the Copy Blogger. Happy reading, everyone!